It’s illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Whispering in someone’s ear while moose hunting is prohibited.
Cutting down a cactus may earn you a twenty-five-year prison term.
It’s illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
It’s unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor (
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.
It’s illegal to get married on a dare. (I'm a little curious about this one, lol!)
It’s against the law to post a public notice calling someone a coward for refusing to accept a challenge to duel.
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle. (Really! Yea! I was worried it might be more.)
It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.
All residents may be fined for not owning a boat.
A man must not give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing fewer than fifty pounds.
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.14159265...
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
It’s illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits (Natoma).
Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year. (Now someone had a head on their shoulders.)
Biting someone with your natural teeth constitutes simple assault, but biting someone with your false teeth classifies as aggravated assault.
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you’ll be fined.
It’s against the law to wash or scrub a sink, no matter how dirty it is (
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car. (Guess he's riding shotgun.)
A woman may not cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
It’s illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet (
Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden (Temperance).
Children may buy shotguns in
It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
Bar owners may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
It’s illegal for men with mustaches to kiss women. (I'm moving to Nevada.)
It’s forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It’s against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. (Poor guys.)
Females may not appear unshaven in public.
While riding in an elevator, you must talk to no one, fold your hands, and look toward the door. (This one just makes me laugh. I would ALWAYS be going to jail.)
It’s against the law to sing off-key. (Oooooooooh. I ADORE this one!)
It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
You must honk the horn whenever you pass another car, according to the state’s driver’s education manual.
It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger.
It’s illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
You may not bite off another person’s leg. (Thanks for the heads up. Next time I'm thinking about it, I'll make sure I'm over the boarder.)
If a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, he is required by law to keep his promise.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal not to drink milk. (I will never be moving to Utah.)
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Tickling a woman is unlawful.
It’s illegal to pretend that one’s parents are wealthy.
If you make fun of someone who does not accept a challenge, you risk a six-month prison sentence.
Unless a customer specifically requests it, margarine may not be substituted for butter in a restaurant.
Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.